At Least I Wasn't Tasered

I overheard this song while I was flipping through radio stations on the way to work this morning. And I am willing to post it on the blog even though it does expose that I was listening to the Bob and Tom show long enough to hear the aforementioned song. This is one instance where The Funny outweighs the accompanying shame. Well, this and the time I almost knocked myself out when I ran headfirst into a tree branch in the dark. The best outcome of that scenario was that no one was around to see how panicked I was when I thought that, in addition to being clotheslined by an inanimate object, I had also landed in dog crap.